“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson 

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one time i was on chatroulette, they asked me to show my privates, so i showed them my wiener


a hot dog wiener

they were mad to say the least. 






you guise don’t care　 

thesaddestcat replied to your post: what did the vampire say to the house? i want…

i want him sooooo bad

what did the vampire say to the house?

i want to bite your deck









yolks!!!!　 

who

wants to see my penis!!1!!1!!11!!11





no one?



okay ;_;  

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

fuck. do not tell me n00dz of me are one there…

I like getting haircuts on weekend, that way if it’s bad, no one can see me and I can hide in my room and cry all weekend.

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I hate squinting my eyes to see stuff still

rablrablrabl:

This was probably not a good idea. Any ideas for covering it up or explaining it in the future? All I’ve been able to come up with is “macabre” because I am fucking dark.

you need to call “a cab” 

good, right, right?!