“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson
(Source: cosasinfinitas, via artful-abortions)
“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson
(Source: cosasinfinitas, via artful-abortions)
(Source: dilla-donuts, via former-ghosts)
one time i was on chatroulette, they asked me to show my privates, so i showed them my wiener
a hot dog wiener
they were mad to say the least.
you guise don’t care
thesaddestcat replied to your post: what did the vampire say to the house? i want…
i want him sooooo bad
what did the vampire say to the house?
i want to bite your deck
yolks!!!!
wants to see my penis!!1!!1!!11!!11
no one?
okay ;_;
Lil B - I Own Swag
an incredible based classic. we are blessed to have this
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
fuck. do not tell me n00dz of me are one there…
Former Ghosts - And When You Kiss Me
(Source: sdnah, via former-ghosts)
I like getting haircuts on weekend, that way if it’s bad, no one can see me and I can hide in my room and cry all weekend.
I hate squinting my eyes to see stuff still
This was probably not a good idea. Any ideas for covering it up or explaining it in the future? All I’ve been able to come up with is “macabre” because I am fucking dark.
you need to call “a cab”
good, right, right?!